Total Medals Earned: 1,980 (From 304 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,125 Points
Medals Earned: 7/13 (145/495 points)
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You obtained 1000 points little rubber ducky!
You obtained 2000 points take a hamburger !
You obtained 3000 points you feel lucky ?
You obtained 4000 points, take the freaking crown !
You obtained 5000 points, you are a Master !!!
You obtained 6000 points, Jesus is with you
You obtained 7000 points
You obtained 8000 points, take this golden kidney stone.
You obtained 9000 points
You obtained 10000 points, are you human ?
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 17/24 (240/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Defeat the two giant slimes
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/260 points)
destroy 10 catapults
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/30 points)
Destroy 18+ blocks at once
Get 5000 points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (100/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Find that secret block...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Win the stage mode.
Medals Earned: 13/17 (375/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 10/15 (80/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.